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I am a New Jersey-based hedge mage for-hire, an ontological mercenary, and an all-purpose rent-a-witch who is possessed of the wherewithal to accommodate the metaphysical needs of those who belong to the human tribe.
I will work tirelessly for you regardless of your unique ethnicity, gender identification, religious preference, political affiliation, or other fleeting proclivities of the most banal sort. If you are struggling financially I will help you. I need the practice, so reach out.
Services may include but are not limited to:
- Discrete Readings
- tarot, palm, runes, numerology, astrology, geomancy, bonecasting, scrying, I-ching, dice, various other forms of sortilege, and more
- Private Workings
- money, relationships, sex, empowerment, revenge, confronting fears, identity reconfiguration, behavioral modification, custom sigilization, and more
- Energetic Healings
- morphogenic chakra massage, local or remote forms of orgone transfer (reiki), various bare-handed/open-palmed techniques, multimedia enchantments, consultation of spiritforms, and more
We craft each working to suit your needs.
Authentically interested parties may contact me for pricing, details, and availability at one or more of the following anti-social media platforms, emails, or phone numbers:
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