sulfurous lightning in a lachrymal vessel

xenopomorphic preter-nagualism

wielding the wilder weirding ways of the wyrd

entering ecstatic trance during the jackal's dance


mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur

            New Jersey-based hedge mage for hire, all-purpose rent-a-witch, and ontological mercenary possessed of the wherewithal to accommodate the metaphysical needs of elect members of the human tribe regardless of one's unique ethnicity, gender identification, religious preference, political affiliation, or other fleeting proclivities of the most banal sort.

    Services may include but are not limited to:

  • Discrete Readings
    • tarot, palm, runes, numerology, astrology, geomancy, bonecasting, scrying, I-ching, dice, various other forms of sortilege, and more

  • Private Workings
    • money, relationships, sex, empowerment, revenge, confronting fears, identity reconfiguration, illumination, custom spellwork, and more

  • Energetic Healings
    • both local and remote forms of orgone transfer (reiki), bare-handed magickal ops, and more

    Authentically interested parties may contact me for pricing, details, and availability.

· No Search for God · No Abyss to Cross · No Cup To Quest For · No Ego Death · No Masters in Exile ·


Beyond The Veil there is only more of the Veil like the desert sands

C. H. A. O. S.

Channeled Heirarchal Atavisms from Outer Space

Conditioned Humours Auspicating Organizing Systems

Chthonic Hominids Anticipating the Overthrow of the Surface

Capeditiean Heterodoxical Androgyny and Ontological Sovereignty

Capitulated Holographic Altars for Ordinal Sacrifices

Corybantic Harvesting Assemblies Orchestrating Symbiosis 

Cherished Heliocentric Azimuth Orientating Space

Coptic Hieroglyphs Accentuate Obelisk Spires

Cosmonautic Hierogamy Assumptions Opined Serendipitidously



penetrate the veil of the electronic aether

success in psybermagickal enterprises & e-commerce


Bodhisattva of New Bangladesh



The Ultramagnetic Philthy Phew

The Great Octarine Sibilinghood of the Z.'. Z.'.


Warning: Psychohazard

Immunomemetic Inoculation



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