sulfurous lightning in a lachrymal vessel

xenopomorphic preter-nagualism

wielding the wilder weirding ways of the wyrd

entering ecstatic trance during the jackal's dance


mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur

            I am a New Jersey-based hedge mage for-hire, an ontological mercenary, and an all-purpose rent-a-witch who is possessed of the wherewithal to accommodate the metaphysical needs of those who belong to the human tribe.

            I will work tirelessly for you regardless of your unique ethnicity, gender identification, religious preference, political affiliation, or other fleeting proclivities of the most banal sort. If you are struggling financially I will help you. I need the practice, so reach out.

  Services may include but are not limited to:

  • Discrete Readings
    • tarot, palm, runes, numerology, astrology, geomancy, bonecasting, scrying, I-ching, dice, various other forms of sortilege, and more

  • Private Workings
    • money, relationships, sex, empowerment, revenge, confronting fears, identity reconfiguration, behavioral modification, custom sigilization, and more

  • Energetic Healings
    • morphogenic chakra massage, local or remote forms of orgone transfer (reiki), various bare-handed/open-palmed techniques, multimedia enchantments, consultation of spiritforms, and more

    We craft each working to suit your needs.

    Authentically interested parties may contact me for pricing, details, and availability at one or more of the following anti-social media platforms, emails, or phone numbers:

No Search for God · No Abyss to Cross · No Cup To Quest For



Beyond the Veil there is only more Veil
like desert sand dunes or oceanic horizon
All seemingly endless .. eternal ...
more lies spun by abberations of perception
Only one force is unfailing and forever ...

C. H. A. O. S.

Channeled Heirarchal Atavisms from Outer Space

Conditioned Humours Auspicating Organizing Systems

Chthonic Hominids Anticipating the Overthrow of the Surface

Capeditiean Heterodoxical Androgyny and Ontological Sovereignty

Capitulated Holographic Altars for Ordinal Sacrifices

Corybantic Harvesting Assemblies Orchestrating Symbiosis 

Cherished Heliocentric Azimuth Orientating Space

Coptic Hieroglyphs Accentuate Obelisk Spires

Cosmonautic Hierogamy Assumptions Opined Serendipitidously



penetrate the veil of the electronic aether

success in psybermagickal enterprises & e-commerce


Bodhisattva of New Bangladesh



The Ultramagnetic Philthy Phew

The Great Octarine Sibilinghood of the Z.'. Z.'.


Warning: Psychohazard

Immunomemetic Inoculation


dark mother of the old gods

metastasized in the muddled milks of malkah


last updated @ 2:25 PM 4/2/2022



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