The Flaws Of Magick         originally posted to: Z(cluster)-L 2004    

( conclusive results for failure, the elusive culprit )

  i.   »   The Flaws Of Magick » » abstract introductory primer

          We accept that the nature of all phenomena exists in a constantly fluctuating state of dysfunction and since Issac Bonewits (outdated, over simplistic, sexist, control-freak "neopagan" douchebag that he is) seems to epitomize much of the haughty-taughty malarkey effluenced from the archaic sectors of popular esoterica who'd rather sell their magickal craft than actually flex their skills. With this in mind, we set out to precision design this write-up as a spell against their newage hypocrisy.

          May the flies gather 'round fetid figures, and 'mongst the beetles rolling their mounds of feces down about forest floor, and 'midst the worm's feed stench and the scavenger's rotten cubbard.

          We've applied critical thinking in E-prime, post-modernist dada-esque ingenuity, and diagnostic gematria enumerations to this arrangement of lexic items since we do not intend on allowing the layperson to waste their precious time attempting to overstand the principles of Virtual Magicking as it pertains to 5th Aeon Occulture. We dedicate this article to you, the electromagnetic pulse weapon carryin' seekers in the light. You hold the primary heresey in your hearts.

          As this work represents a larger group effort to motivate those insufferable douchebags with doctorates in magic to desist from the narcissistic hippodrome on a Macy's day float of taking themselves and their magickal endeavors so god damn seriously. Because it's fuckin' killin' me. The hack acting make me taste vomit in my mouth a little bit. Money-grubbing mystic masters.

          We're hoping that this direct involvement with tight-assed scumbags may possibly eventually lead to the bug crawling out of one's ass from the resultant loosening up of one's sphincter. No guarantees. No money back.

 

 

  ii.   »   The Flaws Of Magick » » table of contents   00-22

 

  00 ·   the flaw of     Gnosis
  01 ·   the flaw of     Selv-Awareness
  02 ·   the flaw of     Ostensible Acausality
  03 ·   the flaw of     Auspicious Hyper-determinism
  04 ·   the flaw of     Disassociatives
  05 ·   the flaw of     Simulacrum
  06 ·   the flaw of     Proximity Infection
  07 ·   the flaw of     Nomenclature
  08 ·   the flaw of     Memetic Payloads
  09 ·   the flaw of     Memory Retrieval Wetware
  10 ·   the flaw of     Osmotic Shock Absorption
  11 ·   the flaw of     Furtive Siphon Extractions
  12 ·   the flaw of     Molecular Dereconstruction
  13 ·   the flaw of     Neurochemical Augmentation
  14 ·   the flaw of     Galactic Isolation
  15 ·   the flaw of     Cybernetic Enchantments
  16 ·   the flaw of     Intentional Accidents
  17 ·   the flaw of     Synaptic Recursion
  18 ·   the flaw of     Turbid Relativity
  19 ·   the flaw of     Palindroming Reciprocal Integers
  20 ·   the flaw of     Probability Manipulation
  21 ·   the flaw of     Theriomorphous Perversity
  22 ·   the flaw of     Fundamental Separability

 

 

  iii.   »   The Flaws Of Magick » » areas of research and exploitation

 

  00 ·   the flaw of     Gnosis

          Undoubtedly this represents the most widely abused flaw, and it deprecates all the others in one form or another. The basis of this flaw recognizes that extreme states of consciousness secure the all-inclusive psycho-physiological abandonment of eminent dogmatism through direct acquaintance of such holographic protuberances as hyperspace - the primary reality. The more that one effectively denigrates a given belief system's override functions, the more facile one finds it to advance within the nonsyncretizing metaparadigm. Catharsis permits elasticity.

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  01 ·   the flaw of     Selv-Awareness

          Obviously an accessory to the flaw of Gnosis, this flaw carries additional connotations, as a magicker who refuses to interpose an awareness of their multiplicity of selves does not sustain gnostification (and therefore consciousness) of hir own magick. This flaw embodies one of the reasons we find "chaos" magickers very rare - a dedication to "being for being's sake" usually illustrates nothing more than a misinterpretation of general semantics and lack of awareness of the multiplicity of selves inherent to the intellectual manifold. One finds it difficult to neuro linguistically corrupt others when one fully understands how severely that recrudescing corruption could disturb the integrity of one's own cerebral configuration. Transubstantiate zee selves.

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  02 ·   the flaw of     Ostensible Acausality

          A basic application of the equations involved in complex and unstable systems. The effectiveness of a magickal act depends on the (P) probability of the desired effect occurring by chance and the four main factors of (M) magick: (G) gnosis, (L) a magickal link, (A) conscious awareness, and (R) subconscious resistance. magickers have at least as many reasons for engineering ostensibly acausal events as modern parapsychologist do, magickers just realize that useful enchantments like useful auto-anal-lingual performances or useful household crystalmeth recipes, contain no space for amateurish guesstimations. Enchantments involve so many tedious variables that calculating and predicting them requires us to apply a generous amount of advanced mathematical ratios to resolve these equations of Magick. No skeleton key to magickal success exists. Yet we continue to break down many doors attempting to locate it. No subhuman can control all foreseeable variables, but we can circumvent their single most prominent vulnerability. Determinate logic. Two plus two assuredly equals five. M = GL (1-A)(1-R)

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  03 ·   the flaw of     Auspicious Hyper-determinism

          With psychiatric terminology making its way into the collective subhumind with such ridiculously neognostic compounds as Jung's "synchronicity" and "archetype" and Freud's "ID" and "superego" we find an entirely new class of hopelessly mistaken imbeciles pervading the newage communities. We would rather not spend bandwidth in extrapolating the exact reasoning behind our labeling this jargon as moronic meme peddling, but suffice to say coincidence resides only in our interpretation of a mental event, not in the event itself. If your attention turns toward the early 20th century in search of "knowledge" we implore you to investigate the work of Neils Bohr and Alfred Korzybski not Carl Jung and Sigmund Freud. Choose your profound cokeheads with care.

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  04 ·   the flaw of     Disassociatives

          Often times sobriety and common chemicals represent the enemy of trance states. When faced with an overwhelming requirement for the complete and utter loss of vertical and horizontal hold on reality we turn our attention to those substances which inhibit motor-function in the frontal-lobe so profusely that the resulting state of consciousness immediately draws us into a firm trance. Most commonly we utilize Phencyclidine, Dextromethorphan, Ketamine and Nitrous Oxide individually or in combination with one another.

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  05 ·   the flaw of     Simulacrum

          A mental map of any sort (contrived or traditional) can only find direct application at the hands of an explorer who intends on going out of hir depth. Paradigmal pirates make incredible on-the-fly psychocartographers due to their occasional (and usually necessary) dabbling in such practical psychosocial methodologies as Cold Reading, NLP, and Confidence Gaming. We'll take a well-rounded poker player over a has-been Thelemite any day of the year.

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  06 ·   the flaw of     Proximity Infection

          We can best describe this flaw while imagining that all matter contains an invisible (yet detectable and directable) resin of some sort. A trace signature. A unique codex identifying each individual more accurately than fingerprinting and with the explanatory power of genetic evaluation.

          Physical contact permits a certain amount of resin exchange to transpire and the magicker takes advantage of this phenomena by remaining aware of the actual (or imagined) process of secretion taking place in any given situation. Notice the prefix root of SECRETions.

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  07 ·   the flaw of     Nomenclature

          Creating entirely new jargon for objects, creatures, or processes awards one synergistic influence over those objects, creatures, or processes. Obviously, we define things as we experience them, but self-referential obscurities allow us to privatize inherent definitions to the point of alienating the rest of the subhuman populous. When a magicker releases a memetic epidemic upon a hypothetical audience in the form of a rephrased slang or seemingly original ideologue the magicker gains leverage over hir hypothetical audience by way of inflicting temporary confusion in the subhumind.

          This temporary confusion presents the magicker with an entry point for further inserting ensigilized statements of intent into the individual which quickly replicates deeper into the memepool. Simply put, when we speak or write in seemingly foreign languages the targets pay attention to details more closely in an effort to decipher the overall message. Cryptografitti embodies the hypnotic, entrancing effect of all mediums of Art insofar as it supplicates the magickers aims and only the magickers aims. No one can invent goggles for this kind of lingual-optical intrusion (yet).

    As the great charlatans remind us
          "you can close your eyes, but you cannot close your ears."

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  08 ·   the flaw of     Memetic Payloads

          The specific branch of neuro-linguistic programming that deals entirely in surreptitious post-suggestive indoctrination of a subhuman target's behavior, beliefs, and ideologies exists almost exclusively as a hazardous superstition. The power of this branch of NLP derives most of its power from its status as a myth or urban legend. The reductionist Logos of former aeons only declares that words and names contain power. This concept seems almost too obvious and infantile to spend time discrediting within the confines of this brief article, but we will admit that this decrepit oversimplification does carry weight. We need not search any further than the penultimate tetragrammaton of FUCK to witness the underlying sinew of lexic items on the internal monologue of individual subhumans and subhumanity collectively. And to reiterate an old adage that summarizes this flaw "it ain't what you say, it's how you say it"

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  09 ·   the flaw of     Memory Retrieval Wetware

          The subhumind retains trace data of every experience in our lives (and even some memories we might consider as "other" peoples), but we do not keep a clear sensory snapshot of each experience. Our minds contain a forgetery much moreso than some kind of bottomless storage space for experiential events. Although, information does not usually get wiped clean from the subhumind. Trauma can certainly make our memories less accessible, but we can reconstruct them when we've learned to demand control over our subhuminds. The techniques involved in sleight of mind offer us a means for casual amnesia, but no one seems certain of the necessity of subverting the psychic censor (if indeed one exists at all). Technological gadgetry will soon offer us an entirely new means for storing, sorting, replicating, erasing, accessing, and modifying our memories. Many subhumans will assuredly sneer at this advance in biotechnology due to the implication that personality, self, consciousness, and ultimately the subhumind as a whole consists of nothing more than ductile electro-chemical impulses. magickers, on the other hand, cannot wait to toss their journals and grimoires and endless series of notes into the trash.

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  10 ·   the flaw of     Osmotic Shock Absorption

          magickers have the ability to communicate internally with fragments of their ego (servitors, egregores, and godforms) and establish a behavioral anchor with these fragments which we apply to pre-meditated psychosomatic necessities.

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  11 ·   the flaw of     Furtive Siphon Extractions

          magickers have the ability to communicate externally with fragments of their ego (servitors, egregores, and godforms) and establish a behavioral anchor with these fragments which we apply to on-the-fly psychosocial necessities.

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  12 ·   the flaw of     Molecular Dereconstruction

          The only thing preventing scientists from offering us a complete formula for time-travel (aside from military-industrial withholds) lies in their inability to reassemble a subhuman, at the sub-atomic level, arriving at the terminal destination of a wormhole. With the genome mapped we can only assume that patience will provide us with the results we seek. Eventhough we assume at the time of writing that internalized governmental experimentation already reached the empirical data necessary to cross the barrier of time-space. Governments do not fear how John and Jane Q. Public might react to such an achievement, instead they fear what magickers will do with such information. This flaw also offers us a glimpse into the application of the flaw of Neurochemical Augmentation through atavistic integration, aggrandized possession by Legion, and maximization of our window on any given reality tunnel.

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  13 ·   the flaw of     Neurochemical Augmentation

          Every subhumind lives in and constructs their own unique multiverse which rarely appears identical to those constructed by other subhuminds. We adhere to consensual belief structure out of nothing more than slothful convenience. We may all possess opinions, assholes, and cellphones, but we do not seem to find them very useful in engineering our constructed realities. It may benefit us to remember that identity and memory result from chemistry. They represent "personality" as byproducts of our endocrine system. The application of this flaw may evade our perception at first, but make no mistake it does contain at least one very important and closely guarded secret. Lies supersede "truth" as a lie acts as an agent of creation while "truth" simply upholds the fabric of consensus reality. Lies rebel while "truth" conforms.

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  14 ·   the flaw of     Galactic Isolation

          The zero-sum total of all dimensional acclimations into which every intentional combination of existing multiverses might appear represents an unfathomable and indeterminate hypothetical measurement. The possibility of everything remains infinite, though some calculable probabilities surpass others. We consider this flaw as referring to the "Many Worlds Theorem" of Hilbertian space existing outside the primary, secondary, and subtle planes of reality. We apply this flaw to our hypnogogic, dreaming, and awakening states of consciousness as each day offers the chance for complete and utter transmutation of awareness utilizing such things as mnemonic triggers, personality anchors, and electronic catharsis (flamewar, netsex, etc). This flaw goes hand in hand with the flaw of Selv-Awareness.

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  15 ·   the flaw of     Cybernetic Enchantments

          Our work here in the psyberzoo tends to rid us of the unnecessary formulas for paradigm technologies. We appropriate a basic algorithm for sorcery and find entirely unconceived of means for randomizing divinations. Even when a particular model of belief or mode of behavior enables a subhuman to manifest their desires and to achieve specific results, it does not make that belief or behavior "true" or "real" or "sensible." Do not confuse predictability with definitive techniques as none exist. If it works - use it, but do not relate any experiential phenomena to ultimate reality. We find the shifting sands a much more reliable foundation than an immovable rock solid base. Stability normally implies inertia. Another rather obvious flaw that contains a lot of very practical applications.

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  16 ·   the flaw of     Intentional Accidents

          This flaw seems self-explanatory and the zdept will immediately recognize its importance and may even emit an eerie cackle as their initial reaction. Suffice to say, the magicker who wields the chaos thunderbolt without mortal remorse for hir actions or concepts represents the pinnacle of occultural achievement. We need no justification to heal, to hurt, or to hang. This flaw synthesizes the above three flaws by way of uncontrolled contingencies.

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  17 ·   the flaw of     Synaptic Recursion

          To imagine subhumans capable of conjuring prototypical memes establishes an inescapable mental schism. The apotheosis of cursory speculation revolves around the belief that the subhumind contains the capacity for originality in any sense of the word. We find the most arrogant fallacy of the subhumind epitomized by the idea that the subhumind does not receive, process, and execute streams of data solely based on materially apparent external stimulus. Programming rules the lot of us as most responses disembogued from subhumanity resemble nothing more than a knee-jerk machination. Formal "education" teases the subhumind with such inept inanities as "knowledge" and intellectual sophistication, but fortunately talking does not involve thinking.

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  18 ·   the flaw of     Turbid Relativity

          The inherent duality of consciousness superimposes a stigma of such undeniable simulacrum that many so-called "spiritual" subhumans who tend to claim "enlightenment" attempt to testify that all matter (composed of nothing more than information) resolves toward an all-encompassing one-ness.

          Apparently metaphysical scapegoats have reached the status of cold witless distance of public transportation co-passenger banter.

          To deny Fundamental Separability implies that we have unified with the cosmic totality. None of the living can acheive this feat.

          As far as this article is concerned, anyhow.

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  19 ·   the flaw of     Palindroming Reciprocal Integers

          A sub-flaw of Turbid Relativity. The root of every pattern always represents its own mirrored negative exposure to the point of glaring obviousness. Thus, overstanding of a pattern's mirrored mirage facilitates overstanding of the pattern itself.

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  20 ·   the flaw of     Probability Manipulation

          To survive, let alone to engineer reality, one must scrutinize every aspect of one's multiverse until the malleable substance of this hologrammatic projection begins to buckle at the seams. Extremism constitutes the single most important aspect of a magicker's lifestyle, as the restrained subhuman grows so complacent with their conservative aspect, that they lose the ability to subvert that aspect at all.

          This embodies yet another reason "chaos" magickers are rare, as continuous association with sex and death will impel a magicker to lose sight of where our species derived sentient existence - conception or expiration - as they represent identical portals leading to and from this dimensional continuum. This shift in perception enhances the magicker's ability to continue actively wielding so called "chaos".

          This flaw also illustrates why the Latter Satanic Dervish exploit subhumanity with preterrnatural attention to detail.   (i.e. because they can)

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  21 ·   the flaw of     Theriomorphous Perversity

          Sometimes known as Epidynamic Sex Magick which sets its own sexually forbidden values aggressively against conventional ones.

          Theriomorphous Perversity views westernized tantra as an externalized contradiction full of useless holes resolvable only by entheriogenickally enhanced extraction of effluvia enriched synthetic OV™ from your headache slash hard-on with a pulse.

          If you can not identify your vessel it is most likely the dominant succubus in your stable which comes to visible appirition squawking on and on in an (annoying) high pictched buzz of feigned enthusiasm and prepositional retardation apocalypses about mindless numbingly irrelevant psychosocial interrelations (i.e. other people's or fictional ones) and other menially significant "partnership" issues. A constant series of sounds that inevitably turns into the wonk wonk wonking of Charlie Brown's teacher due to the specific pattern of lineal waveforms forged in the frequency emitted by the creature which renders the sex magicker's interpretive-analytical-comprehensive faculties utterly useless;.

          This flaw represents the deconstruction of overzealous religiosity and watered-down self-help Americentricities condemned as antihumanist misdirection of the sex workers involved in the Industry.

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  22 ·   the flaw of     Fundamental Separability

          This flaw represents a commonly misoverstood principle of separability existing between irrelativistic dimensionality and virtual covarying scale. This separability provides a sound logical foundation to reaffirm the Theory of Everything, since any paradox can and will occur when scale conversion ceases to exist.

          The separability between irrelativistic dimensionality and virtual covarying scale serves as a barrier between two unconditional frames. The irrelativistic dimensionality reciprocates itself between any two unconditional frames, while also remaining asymmetric to itself with respect to the conversion between virtual covarying scale and corporeal invariant scale.

          The idea that all extant phenomena abide a holistic interdependence of each other perverts our ability to reconcile the importance of nonlinear time within non-Euclidean space. Perceived connectedness between phenomena indicates an otiose attempt at dovetailing the physical world as part of some puerilely contrived illusionary whole.

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written & counter-transtrickulated by:   by eianorange      

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